You turn into your user name

[Alex]

So, what happens? For those whose user names are our real names, nothing would happen, but what about the rest of you?

[boynamedsue]

I'd be a lot tougher. There'd be lots of issues with my dad, but I suppose we'd work them out in the end.

[Neroon]

My wife would immediatly start trying to talk me into not helping that humanophilic S***T end the Civil War peacefully, but instead accept her surrender for real and then arrange for Shakiri to trip and fall down a flight of stairs while i am far away and thus have a watertight alibi. Resulting in my reluctantly taken over as leader of the council :chuckle:.

[MrP]

I'd be a lot tougher. There'd be lots of issues with my dad, but I suppose we'd work them out in the end.

Don't forget you'd be slightly earie. ;)

[American God]

Well. I promise to be a benevolent deity. :chuckle:

Well... mostly. :innocent:

[Jasen777]

I add numbers to the end of things?

[Sir Ironside]

So, I became a quasi-magicial knight, and I lay siege to the castle of Lady Lyle?

[Nikephoros]

I go to Istanbul and open the Golden Gate?

[Matt]

Well. I promise to be a benevolent deity. :chuckle:

Well... mostly. :innocent:

Ah, yes... but only from the Atlantic to the Pacific and from the Rio Grande to the 49th parallel.

[Bruno]

Well--back with my original username, I become a slightly deaf medical doctor...

[American God]

Ah, yes... but only from the Atlantic to the Pacific and from the Rio Grande to the 49th parallel.

Hey, I'm not greedy... :chuckle:

[Locke]

I became an Enlightenment-age philosopher. Or a guy cast away on a weird ass island with a bunch of other people.

Depends, really. I think I'd rather go with the first one though.

[wormyguy]

Well--back with my original username, I become a slightly deaf medical doctor...Or a scandalously named one . . .




I'm a freak of nature.

[boynamedsue]

Bach Sion is a chaotic-good forest giant, skilled with a longbow and quarterstaff, who speaks Welsh backwards.

[mmmeee0]

I AM INSTANTLY GONE!

[Admiral Canaris]

Depends a lot on where in history my new identity is assumed. But generally, I'll try and survive so I can write my memoirs after the war.

[archangel]

This means I would be leading legions of Angels.:D

[Nikephoros]

I have my skull turned into a drinking cup.

[Adam]

The catalytic First Angel (http://intersections.anu.edu.au/issue7/images/broderick2.jpg) who will eventually turn humanity back into primordial goo?

Hmm...

[stalkere]

So I'm an illiterate Highlands Crofter living in a small stone, mud floor hut on the shores of Loch Linnae. What a Hobbesian life - I'd be tempted to make it very Short.

[Pascal]

Im, uh... me. But if we take the AH.com/old usernames I am now a deity, with temples and stuff and all that is part of that. Yay ;)

[Laiqualasse]

I will stay eternally leading the survivors of Gondolin out from Tumladen and toward Arvernien... Only to never appear in any narrative again :D

[gtrof]

CRAP! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM :( :chuckle:

[bach sion]

Bach Sion is a chaotic-good forest giant, skilled with a longbow and quarterstaff, who speaks Welsh backwards.

Except for the giant part and I'm probably more towards neutral-good, what's the difference. My user name is my real name (the Sion part anyway, bach sion is just a pet name my parents and siblings use at times).

[Hashasheen]

So, what happens? For those whose user names are our real names, nothing would happen, but what about the rest of you?

....:chuckle: Oh, Alex, you have unleashed so many things....

[boynamedsue]

Except for the giant part and I'm probably more towards neutral-good, what's the difference. My user name is my real name (the Sion part anyway, bach sion is just a pet name my parents and siblings use at times).

You Welsh mate?

The backwards bit was because I thought you were saying "Little John" (hence chaotic good outlaw) in Welsh, which would be "Sion bach".

[shermpotter]

Kind of a conundrum, here... If I turned into Col. Sherman T. Potter of M*A*S*H* fame, wouldn't I be dead by now??? I mean seriously, he's supposed to be around 60 or so in the early 1950's... Now if I am just going by the nickname given me many years ago, then I'd just be little old me.

[Nietzsche]

...I become an on-the-brink-of-insanity German philosopher.

Other than the German part, I don't think much changes other than facial hair.

[Basilisk]

Depending on how you interpret it, I'm now a sort of king that kill with a glance. Guess I won't have much of a social life anymore.

[Sir Ironside]

If I used my real name, I would either become the character from a Martin Short film, or a large red dog.

[the_lyniezian]

I become a citizen of an as-yet-non-existant island in the middle of what is currently the North Sea, but surprisingly is not doggerland, and probably also speak a language that only barely has even the vaguest sort of existence (well, haven't made most of it it up yet) as well as English with a funny accent (Lyniezians are bilingual). And possibly some sort of Lone Ranger type- maybe not. Probably little real change.

[Diamond]

I become a valuable gemstone. One of you could then sell me if you're short on cash.

[Locke]

I become a valuable gemstone. One of you could then sell me if you're short on cash.

I would probably wear you and a bunch of others like you under a black glove so I could punch people when they pissed me off.

Would this role suit you? :)

[Big Tex]

Hoooooowddddyyyy Partners!:chuckle:

[Diamond]

I would probably wear you and a bunch of others like you under a black glove so I could punch people when they pissed me off.

Would this role suit you? :)

Sure. Violence is good.

[kilny]

I become a valuable gemstone. One of you could then sell me if you're short on cash.

I would probably wear you and a bunch of others like you under a black glove so I could punch people when they pissed me off.

Would this role suit you? :)

I'd have him put in a ring and give him to Bruno....:D :chuckle:

[NomadicSky]

What the hell do I become?

To me it reminds me of the sky when there isn't a single cloud, its just large open and the truest blue.

[Bulgaroktonos]

I crush the Bulgarians.

[GBW]

I crush the Bulgarians.
And unfortunately get the rest of NATO on your ass.

[Laiqualasse]

Depending on how you interpret it, I'm now a sort of king that kill with a glance. Guess I won't have much of a social life anymore.

But you'd have drop-dead looks! ;)

[Straha]

I develop a ginger addiction within 24 hours and die of ODing within 2 weeks.

[Locke]

I develop a ginger addiction within 24 hours and die of ODing within 2 weeks.

Is that what really happened to him? :confused:

[DominusNovus]

Mmmmmmmmm... ego.

Yeah, I'd be pretty damn powerful.

[boynamedsue]

Hic venit dominus novus, idem dominum ancianum.

[DominusNovus]

Hic venit dominus novus, idem dominum ancianum.

Ancianum?

[wormyguy]

Ancianum?Doesn't appear to be a word.

http://www.archives.nd.edu/cgi-bin/wordz.pl?keyword=ancianum

[boynamedsue]

Ancianum?

http://ducange.enc.sorbonne.fr/ANCIANUS

In the accusative, possibly shouldn't be. Though if "Virum Vetum" is correct then "Dominum Ancianum" should be too.

[DominusNovus]

http://ducange.enc.sorbonne.fr/ANCIANUS

In the accusative, possibly shouldn't be. Though if "Virum Vetum" is correct then "Dominum Ancianum" should be too.

I give up, its been 8 years since I studied latin; I'm way too rusty at it.

[boynamedsue]

I give up, its been 8 years since I studied latin; I'm way too rusty at it.


Hic venit dominus novus, idem dominum ancianum.

Here comes the new boss, same as the old boss. :)

[perfectgeneral]

A living oxymoron?

Cool nonetheless.

[Das Legio]

I become a hive minded Roman Legion bent on finding plump virgin women or a sentient and invincible expression of Anonymous.

I don't whats worse. :(

[Rick Deckard]

http://vacantplots.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/rick_deckard.jpg

[Mostlyharmless]

I would be a computer designed to find a question and operated by mice. I should be able to ask good what ifs.

[Wolverine]

I become a ferocious overgrown weasel that represents the University of Michigan's athletic teams, or I become a mutant comic book superhero.

[Grand Admiral Cho]

Well I'd be a Grand Admiral in the Galactic Empire-would I be in the Star Wars Galaxy or still here?

[Jared]

I'd be... hmmmmm.

[Jasen777]

I'd be... hmmmmm.

The star of Subway commercials.

[Raymann]

Yay I can shoot energy balls! ...Wait, my ears!!!

[King Thomas]

I become a king. :)

[Tzeentch]

Yay, I'm now a Greater Daemon, and I can see the future.

[Corbell Mark IV]

My username is a, in my view logical extension, of one of my favorite fictional characters.

In it the character had three versions.

1. Modern American.

2. Future mindwiped criminal with frozen dead guy's memories implanted. Steals ramjet, uses black hole to time travel to distant future, becomes coolest guy in universe. (also has one of the greatest may-december 'romances" discovers lost immortality tech.

3. Given memory RNA from long dead civilization to learn ancient secretes.

In my senerio, he eventually returns to modern time with help of superhuman future intelects. With a spaceship, with a immortality booth onboard. to prevent rise of dystopian world state.

This would be me.:cheers: Version Mark IV.

[usertron2020]

I become a super computer program living in a cyber-parallel universe of software entities. I am it's God, and I rule with absolute mastery over an army of computergame warriors.:machinegun::purge::innocent: